What if Cartoon Network owns the Loud House?

Lincoln Loud: *yawns* did I wear jeans to bed last night?

*Lincoln jumps out of bed to reveal a body resembling to Gumball*

Lincoln: what the?! oh god! I have a pot belly!

Clyde: Lincoln!

Lincoln: Clyde! something's wrong!

*Clyde crashes through a wall with a body resembling to Cyborg*

Clyde: Lincoln... help me!

Lincoln: Clyde! what's going on around here?!

Clyde: Cartoon Network owns us now! they turned me into this robotic monster! oh no, i'm twerking like mad! save me, Lincoln!

*Clyde runs through another wall*

Lincoln: Clyde!

*Lisa starts to fly in Lincoln's room with a body similar to a rebooted Powerpuff Girl*

Lisa: Lincoln, what's the meaning of this? it seems I have the power to break the laws of gravity by flying and be contaminated with out-of-date "meymeys". oh god, I hate that word....

Lincoln: Yeah, about that, Clyde told us we're own by Cartoon Network.

Lisa: no, not that... anything but that... that means we're about to--

*Everyone starts twerking*

Lincoln: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHH---

*POP!*

Lincoln: AAH! oh, oh god. *Lincoln checks his body and sighs in relief* man, that was a horrible nightmare.

*And then he sees Applejack*

Applejack: hey, if you want my advice, stay away from our fandom.

Lincoln: why?

Applejack: well... *shows him a video of men playing with MLP dolls*

Lincoln: okay...

THE END